Saturday, December 24, 2011

#Occupy Cookie Baking Day

This message was received from anonymous sender(s):

To all the world.

We demand:
- move Cookie Baking Day to the Sunday before Christmas
- a 15-minute break for all cookie bakers every hour
- a 5-minute break for all ovens every 90 minutes
- some new Christmas music CDs
- all cookies are created equal
- no cookies for corporations: corporations don't eat cookies, people eat cookies
- new cookie sheets and a new mixer
- count ALL the cookies (you know what we mean!)
- Chocolate Chip Cookies with Nuts, and just enough batter to hold the chocolate chips and nuts together
- your blogger is awesome and he deserves huge rewards

Cookies matter!!!

These demands are not all-inclusive. Demand more below by posting a comment!
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